Sometimes the inquiring guest is not the right person...not right at all. What to do? You can be blunt...or you can go sideways...as this host did.
"Whoops, I just realized I had the wrong photos on this listing...here you go. Now don't mind the green layer on the roof, there are no holes under there, only rats. The walls are a bit moldy but the smell is nothing that some incense wont' cover up. I don't recommend sitting in the yard as there is a lot of cat poop around from all the ferals in the neighborhood....also if you like solitude keep the curtains drawn and stay inside because when you show yourself the neighbor looks out the window with his binoculars. "