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Post by High Priestess on Sept 26, 2016 1:18:35 GMT
I just bought these funny fridge magnets today: WHen you're tired of being the perfect hostess:  When you feel your guest deserves a gift:  When you feel you need to get in shape to be a better host:  When you get another critical guest reivew and so you decide it's really best if you do things wrong intentionally instead of by accident:  |
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Post by cc on Sept 26, 2016 1:49:19 GMT
Ha!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2016 1:55:20 GMT
Thanks for sharing Deborah,
Just too funny!!
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Post by High Priestess on Sept 26, 2016 18:38:59 GMT
And here's one for CC  |
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Post by cc on Sept 26, 2016 19:20:35 GMT
Ha! Ha!
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Post by bsuze on Sept 30, 2016 23:37:58 GMT
ha ha
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 0:24:17 GMT
I still do a total LOL PFFFFT with the first, and the one about the gym. Other day: "You take us swimming?  ?" I could've fainted on the spot. Oh sorry, you conveniently forgot to read the House Rules; so I've got this messy "you got pan for scrambled eggs and found one (before I could replace my jaw back to the pie hole area)?" and ends up bacon, the whole 10 yards, house filled with guests that I had said NO to; grease all over, my pans are not dishwasher kind. OMG. I'm so grateful I have a strong heart. And beach (I never went to the gym) Waz that? I've gotta clean up after your messy ass and then pick coffee till the hawgs come home. I thought I had today off after yesterdays total piss off of a reservation to arrive Xmas day, promptly at 4:30 pm for a one night stand. I think I'll triple my rates for whatever I consider a personal holiday. I didn't catch any of the bookings until later, moi was picking coffee. First question was from husband asking how many people would be staying in the house for the cheapest room for a one night stand on Xmas day. Then the IB came in, saying they had found the answers. NP here, I always go for morning swim on Xmas morning. See ya in another lifetime Sir Humar who figured out how to read the listing! What business is it of his?, I usually decline such questions; and I haven't found my crystal ball to know. I was expecting NO guests with the exception of the certifiable tenant in the apartment. Move out is October 4th. Yee flippin haw. Just a bad aura of no energy on property. I'm so non-political, I totally ignore xmas, who the hell do I know will be 'offended' by whatever decorations I put out? Therefore, the answer is Almost none, = less extra work, only what I want, since it's my house, and Voila!! It's coffee season!! And one guess who's not sharing? |
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